DIABLO VIEW ORCHID SOCIETY
by Dave Altman
First let me say that these comments are basically directed toward the 'rank amateur' collector and enthusiast.
I've been growing orchids for some 35 years and basically doing an overall bad job of it. Greenhouses and controlled environments have always been a dream and remain so even now. I've succeeded in killing many an orchid either through improper care or just lack of proper environment. As a result I've become, like so many other orchid lovers before me, a practitioner of the GOD method of orchid horticulture. Basically the plant Grows Or Dies. Hopefully if it grows it will also bloom. Here are some comments about growing orchids that I've learned over the years. Please remember, these comments are basically for people like myself that grow orchids in un-controlled areas.
Do you grow cactus? Do you also kill cactus? Do your cactus survive as well as your orchids? If you are killing your cactus odds are you are also killing your orchids. Ever wonder why? Both cactus and orchids grow in very harsh environments. One plant went into the dessert, and the other went into the trees. Both have solved their problem by water storage ability. The number one method used to kill cactus and orchids is .water. Or to be more exact, too much water. Learn to be cruel without practicing 'Chinese water torture'. Orchids and cactus both don't like to be dripped on for the most part, so unless you can be sure water will dry quickly, water the root area and not the plant itself.
If you need to bring the plants indoors during the winter be sure to get a small fan to move air around the plants. Humidity trays help a lot to overcome the effects of forced air heating. If your house is dark (like mine) look for a small grow light in a clamping fixture to supplement natural light from any windows. Will it be enough light? Probably not, but any little bit will help over the winter months.
During the winter try extra hard not to water the plants. Some don't want water at all, and some that do want only a little. Try to learn which do and which don't. Most amateur growers, like myself, kill most of our plants during winter and early spring.
As much as we all love the challenge of taking a small seedling plant and growing it to maturity and bloom I have found the best approach is to spend the extra $5-10 and get a more mature plant. Leave the seedlings to those that have that beautiful greenhouse. If you have no choice, sure, go ahead and get that seedling for $5-9, and if a mature plant is $50 one should also consider (go for it) the seedling, but remember the success rate is much, much lower. (and who knows, maybe that plant will be the one that grows like a weed just for you.)
One of the more recent trends by growers is to import plants from the far east which have been grown on a piece of coir. This plant is then planted into a rather deep pot because they want to hide that big chunk of coir. So what happens to you as the buyer? Well first of all you stick your finger into the media to see if it is moist. Gee, it sure feels dry, think I'll water it. Now for those of you that have studied your AOS magazines you will remember that coir retains water at a rate like 5x that of fir bark. So what you have now is wetted bark and a soaking wet chunk of coir which is happily rotting the roots. Well, can't we remove the coir? One of the nice things about coir is that not only do the roots grow around it, but most actually grow through it. Remove the coir, and remove the roots too! What a happy plant. The only suggestion I have is repot smaller and hold back watering a whole lot because that coir will stay moist a long, long time. To tell if it is dry lift the plant, if it feels light wait till tomorrow to water. Oh, almost forgot. Coir = coconut husk.
by Dave Altman
Due to the over whelming comments I received (yeah, right) from my first issue of comments and tips I've decided to add a part II concerning how the amateur can use the G-O-D method of orchid culture to improve their ability to cultivate orchids. (G-O-D method usually means 'Grow Or Die')
One of the most basic problems of an amateur collector is how to give their orchids
the proper conditions under which to bloom. Amateurs like myself have found that our
orchids would sometimes grow, and if we were lucky the plant would grow like a weed. Note
that I said grow, not bloom. I have one plant that's been growing for some 35 years. I've
bloomed it maybe 7-8 times, mostly by shear luck. So what has to change? Usually I can
never give my orchids all three proper environmental conditions. I don't have a
greenhouse. There was always something missing. If I had light, I didn't have the
humidity. If I had humidity I won't have enough light. My worst control element would be
temperature. Try giving orchids very bright light in Walnut Creek/Concord and cool
conditions at the same time during the summer. Ever see moss grow outdoors during our
summers? So basically I just gave up, threw all my orchids outside under a shade clothe
tent. Grow Or Die. Guess what, most grew, and some even started to bloom. What did I do
right? So here is some of what I learned:
Sometimes an amateur grower can actually cultivate a difficult to grow orchid better than the greenhouse grower. Why? Because some orchids really like it mean, so mean in fact that those conditions are hard to duplicate in a greenhouse, but not to people that practice the G-O-D method.
by Dave Altman
Some more tips for the amateur orchid grower.
Often orchid collectors find themselves in a position of getting a new plant and not
knowing what to do with it culturally. Does the plant like a lot of light? Does the plant
want to be kept moist or dry? Is it a heavy feeder or will it grow better on air alone?
Even some experienced growers can make errors because no matter how well one knows a
particular genus, there always maybe that one exception. As an amateur this condition
often leads to a dead plant. So what should one do?
RULE #1 (mild to warm weather conditions)
What would have happened if the opposite were true? The plant didn't want much water and there you were watering away. The first thing you might notice is that the pseudo-bulb has started to turn a little lighter in shade, maybe a little brownish too? Then you would have done the next thing, squeezed it a little. Sort of soft? Some things like to be squeezed and be soft but orchids aren't one of them. Now that's a rotten situation, at least for the plant.
CULTURAL SIDEBAR: The pseudo bulbs usually have an exterior sheath that dries out and can be used by insects to hide in. The usual recommendation is to remove these sheaths so bugs can't hide in them. The one thing it does do however is shade the bulb from the sun. Care should be given to these bulbs as you move the plant into sunnier areas as the pseudo bulbs may have a tendency to burn before the leaves show signs of burning.
From lots of past experience I've found that pots in general could be best described as 'orchid coffins'. I think I've lost track of how many times I've waffled between a clay pot or using a plastic pot. To be honest - I still don't know. Often I wonder if professional growers even know what to use.
Here are a few pointers I've found:
1. Know yourself. I know that sounds really zennish, yogaish or something like that, but what I mean is think about the way you like to treat plants. If you are that bleeding heart type of grower that just loves to coddle a plant most likely you are also the type of grower that would drown an orchid, rot it through and through. Maybe in that case a clay pot would be better since it has a tendency to dry the media more quickly. You won't kill the plant as quickly.
2. Do you travel a lot or can you spend a lot of time with that plant? If you are gone a lot then maybe the plastic pot would be safer since it will retain that moisture longer while you are away finding replacement plants in Belize. If you are around to check the plant twice daily then go for the clay pot just in case you lose control of your arm as it reaches for the watering can.
3. Holes. Lots and lots of holes. No matter what type of pot you use the plant will benefit from holes in the sides and bottom of the pot. This improves air circulation to the plant's roots, lowers the tendency to rot the roots, and generally makes the plant a happy camper. With clay pots one is pretty much limited to opening the drain hole in the bottom of the pot. I've used a masonry bit and also drilled holes in the bottom of the pots. A small hammer can also be used to knock out a larger drain hole. For plastic pots use a medium sized soldering gun to melt holes in the bottom and sides of the pot. One can also make slits in the sides of plastic pots with the soldering gun if you are careful and move the tip slowly along the side of the pot.
4. Depending on the plant use the shallowest pot available. Shallower pots have a tendency to dry faster, especially near the bottom of the pot. I've had plants in pots where I could stick my finger down 2-3" and it would be dry, but the plant rotted because if I went down a few more inches I ran into wet mud. Wet mud = rotten roots (usually).
5. Recently I've been experimenting with clear plastic pots. The nice thing about clear pots is you can see how your repotting effort has succeeded. You can see the voids if any and you can see the moisture in the pot. If there is condensation on the pot wall you don't need to water. This is also a training tool in learning good watering habits.